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02 Jan, 2026

About

Hey, what's going on? My name is William Parker

I am not a famous jazz musician or movie director. Literally just an Average Joe who trying to make sense of the world despite the fact that I'm somehow halfway through the journey. No trade secrets or conspiracies. Legitimate front-line reporting from the lower-middle-class of the Midwest. My family are extremely important to me, especially my darling Christina. I'm not at church on Sunday mornings⸺I'm at work. I wouldn't be there if I wasn't tho, but I understand completely why people do. I sort of really go out of my way to see all sides of everything. Big-time Cat Dad. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

THINGS TO EXPECT FROM THIS BLOG

• This whole thing to be a constant work in progress. Evergreen Nothing is static. Mostly everything is on the brink of falling apart.
• Spelling and grammatical erors in my posts and pages. Moreso the posts than pages. They are 100% copy and pasted out of my Obsidian Daily Notes. It also proves my humanity.
• Stream of consciousness type posts

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATHE FOR

• Clean language: I worked in professional kitchens for most of my life, and definitely my coming-of-age years. If you know, you know.

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